Interview between Kerryn and her five-year-old son Will
Kerryn: So, we’re going to do an interview. What’s an interview?
Will: Something where you ask people lots of questions.
K: What questions should I ask you?
W: What’s my favourite instrument?
K: Ok, what’s your favourite instrument?
W: I have two. Guitar and drums.
K: Why are guitar and drums your favourite?
W: Because…drums make lots of noise. And electric guitars do, too.
K: How would you describe yourself? Would you say you’re a noisy person, or a quiet person?
W: [whispers] Normally quiet.
K: How about today? Is today a noisy day or a quiet day?
W: Quiet.
K: Tell me what you know about bats.
W: Bats?
K: Bats.
W: Bats? Or bat?
K: Bats.
W: Umm. They have wings. And they look scary. And they have big teeth. And they have scary eyes. That’s enough. [runs off]