Interview between Cath and her four-year-old son Munchkin
Cath: What are you doing today?
Munchkin: I’m going to photograph animals with that man in the Life of Birds.
C: You mean David Attenborough?
M: Yes, I’m working with David Attenborough. Cheetah’s coming with me. We’re flying from Africa to South America to go to the jungle. Cheetah’s my servant.
C: Don’t you mean “assistant”?
M: Yes, Cheetah’s my assistant. He’s picking up the animals. He’s not going to pick the animals in his teeth.
C: I certainly hope not!
M: No, he’s going to use his claws.
C: I hope he’s not going to hurt the animals.
M: No, he can put his claws away.
C: Oh, he has retractable claws like a cat? I didn’t know cheetahs had retractable claws.
M: Cheetah has retractable claws because I did an alteration in his blood. Now he can fold his claws away.